Fortune Cookie Friday: 3rd Addition

Sometimes you get those fortunes that mean as much as a box full of Styrofoam peanuts. So now I am at an impasse: do I do as the tiny piece of paper dictates, or do I fly in the face of convention and turn right? My free will tells me to simply sleep in.

What if I don’t have to go anywhere tomorrow? Does that shift it to the next day? Considering I have a terrible memory, I probably won’t let this influence my decisions.